Happee New Yeer!

May 2013 be the yeer that you get all the gud things that you deseve.
And heres hopeing that 2013 is the yeer that this snaek gets to the MOON!
Best wishies to all you luvlee peepul.  X

Merry Crhistmas

MERRY CRHISTMAS EVREYBODY!

Hangin in my tree

Im not a fairy! Im a star!

I am a gift!  (With kitteh-frend Santer Clauus)

I hoep you all haev a luvlee time!  Luv Mr Whippy xxx

Crhismas dinnoms with frends

Yesturday I took the train to Briyton, too meat some of the awesum peepul I new from my studies at Univusitee (I red Advanced Layzing with Naugtyness.  I fayled to graduait becos of my expurteez at Layziness, thus causing me to actshully graduait in sum kind of paradocks.  Im not two shure what this meens, but I no I have no sertificate.  But im told that is just becos the corse admins were also expurt layzers...).

Anyway, lots of extreemly luvly peepul were there, including new partnurs, who were all very plesant.  If yure reeding this, then hello!  Welcume, frends, and pleeze leeve a coment!

We all had verry nise meals (the humens did, anyway: I had eeten three days ago, so was not quite reddy for my next meel.  Badlee timed!) and then back to Maddees flat for sum delishus mice pies (I did sneek one of Looeez'es - she did'nt reely have three! - and I ca'nt say I tasted eny mice, but it was still verry gud).

I made a new kittee-frend too.  He did'ent get scaerd of me, so I cuddelled him insted:



Me and Stich

Then I sat on his hed:

Stich is tolurent!

Then we had to go back quiet earlee, becos the trains were all fail.  Fail-Rail.  Hahaha - I am sutch a comeedien!

So, in summery, I had a luvlee day with luvlee peepul, old frends and new.  If I am two layzee to post again befor then (thogh I will try too), I wish you all a very Merree Crhismass, and a very Happee New Year!

... and do leeve a coment! :-)

Crhismas card

I rote Matt a luvlee Crhismas card, and inclosed this letta.  Aparintlee he still hase'nt got it, so I am posting it here now (ooh - punn!  Are'nt I a clevva snaek!) so he can reed it:

I saw Matt and (almost) all the luvlee Briyton peoples today!!!  It was lovlee to see sum new faces their to.  I will blog about it tomurrow (if I am not two lazee).

Second Letta

On 22nd November I got round to riting agen:

That link:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-20423399

...and my new frends:

My furst followa!

Welcum frend!  I am so happee to have a followa!  I hoep you will injoy my updates, and now that I haev reedurs, I shuld be spurred on to haev even moar ecxiting escapaeds (a very gud new word that I lurnt, which is most appropriut sinse I excaped!).

Pleeze can you invite me to follow youre blog, so that I can see whot your up to.  I am shure that we will bee grate frends!  Luv Mr Whippy x

P.S.  I will bee updating verry shortley.  I have sent my next letta, but thort it only polite to wait until it arrives and Matt has red it before putting it on the internet!

The excape!

On Munday the 12th of Noevember, I excaped from my owner.  He iss very kiend, but lives in a littel flat and I felt trapped and wanted to exploer.  I sent him this letta:

 

Hear are the pikchurs:

Furst I did sum shopping

 

 

I took a train!  (I woz norty and had no tikit)

 

 

Resting on the jurney

 

 

Reeding currant affers