On Munday the 12th of Noevember, I excaped from my owner. He iss very kiend, but lives in a littel flat and I felt trapped and wanted to exploer. I sent him this letta:
Hear are the pikchurs:
Furst I did sum shopping
I took a train! (I woz norty and had no tikit)
Resting on the jurney
Reeding currant affers
Oh dear! I think it might have been a mistake to let you watch all that South Park, Mr Whippy! You do remember what happened at the end of Free Willzyx, don't you?
ReplyDeleteHa ha. Yeh, but you foget that I do'nt need to breethe air!
ReplyDeleteThat's true, and fortunate :). Well, have fun on your adventures - and stay safe!
ReplyDelete(And, remember, if you do make it to the moon, make sure you have your return journey sorted out too. In fact, wherever you roam, do spare a thought as to how you're going to get back.)
Free Whippy - surely that's gotta be a franchise reboot worth billions?
ReplyDeleteEnuff billiuns to get me to the MOON and I'll be happee!
ReplyDelete